friends won't let friends see... bangkok dangerous
Top 5 reasons to skip this one...
5. That title. Ugh. I can't even type it without a little bile coming up.
4. Have you seen Nic Cage's hair in this one? It's like Billy Mitchell's Jesus hair got together with Tom Hanks' Da Vinci Code mop and made sweet, sweet hair love. In a big puddle of jerry curl.
3. Apparently the Thai movie on which it's based wasn't that good either.
2. They won't screen it for critics. Always a bad sign.
1. This trailer.
5. That title. Ugh. I can't even type it without a little bile coming up.
4. Have you seen Nic Cage's hair in this one? It's like Billy Mitchell's Jesus hair got together with Tom Hanks' Da Vinci Code mop and made sweet, sweet hair love. In a big puddle of jerry curl.
3. Apparently the Thai movie on which it's based wasn't that good either.
2. They won't screen it for critics. Always a bad sign.
1. This trailer.
September 3, 2008 11:19 AM
Bless you, my wuv. You're doing the Lord's work here.
September 3, 2008 1:12 PM
I couldn't let you fight the good fight alone, Fletch.
September 5, 2008 12:37 PM
"made sweet, sweet hair love,"
disturbingly hilarious image - that'll get me thru Friday.
September 8, 2008 3:27 AM
Why won't my friends let me help them?
September 8, 2008 8:18 AM
Mission accomplished. Great job, all.
September 9, 2008 3:14 PM
Yaaaayyyy!!!!
September 10, 2008 5:30 PM
Remember his hair in 'Next?'
Looked like some sort of time traveling concerto composer.
October 3, 2008 2:21 AM
I had forgotten that I had already posted on this thread. I swear, I was about to write, "And what about his hair? It looks like a drunken version of The Crow!" I crack me up.