The Center Seat

Captain Crash and I went to White Castle last night to eat some sliders and play some cards. A street person started harassing us, getting all aggressive. The guy stuck his finger in my face, and all hell broke loose. Captain Crash was out of his seat in a second, towered over the guy, and yelled, "IF YOU TOUCH HER...", looking all big and scary. The guy tucked tail and ran. A bonafide My Hero moment.