kinky kong


Not my usual genre, but... we just got Cinemax. So whatever.

I thought this one would be fun. It wasn't. It was just a guy in an ape suit, wearing a giant (stuffed) diaper, holding two Barbies and roaring. Then when the camera did a "close-up" on the two Barbies, they were real women. And of course the Barbies made out. It's right there on the poster... the Eighth Wonder of the World likes to watch.

Huh.

Sometimes porn is so bad it's awesome. I think that's what they were going for. Sorry, though... it's just boring.
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7 Response to "kinky kong"

  1. Fletch says:
    May 1, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    Haha - I haven't seen this (just HBO, no Skinemax), but have actually heard of it and that it was terrible, even by the low softcore standards.

    Were you watching this with Captain Crash?

  2. Nayana Anthony says:
    May 1, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    DEFINITELY not watching with Captain Crash. We have a purely platonic relationship. He's like my brother, dude. Gross.

    No, sadly, Nayana is currently without a porn-watching partner.

  3. Fletch says:
    May 1, 2008 at 12:57 PM

    Yeah, that's what I was getting at. I was wondering if the two of you were sitting there, someone changed the channel and it popped up, like when it happened to Jerry and Elaine: "Ooh, the naked station."

  4. Nayana Anthony says:
    May 1, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    Nope. If that had happened, I think Captain Crash would have had a stroke. He's not really the porn-watching type.

    (I know it sounds crazy, but the non-porn-watching man does exist. He sleeps on my couch.)

  5. ReelNinja.com says:
    May 2, 2008 at 4:51 AM

    Hahaha nice name. This is definitely going into my list of adapted movie names at http://reelninja.com/18/not-so-original-movie-names/ :)

  6. Virgin Mother Says:
    May 2, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Nayana, Nayana, Nayana, watching porn ...again? And it's called Kinky Kong??? You're not going on bestiality kick cus of the kinky pig winky story, are you? :)

  7. Nayana Anthony says:
    May 2, 2008 at 2:01 PM

    Virgin... ha! It don't grow back, honey.

    ;-)

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